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Hagel Hitler!!!!!

Für einfach gleichmäßigen sprechenden Hitler, diese Karikatur hat meine äußerste Unterstützung. Fünf aus fünf heraus, und erinnern Sie sich: Hitler ist Gott!!!!!

ROFL!

Simply put: Lmfao

l0l

i thinc this waz a rate gud sub...submishun cuz the kwalitee waz simplee greate and yoo nede to be makin mor of em it had reely gud joks

Well, well. What have we here.

Here's a guide up to the one I deem impossible. You'll see why at the end there. Oh also, please don't use this guide unless you really have to, or else it takes away the sense of accomplishment. I'm proud of getting up to 82 with no help. Let's see you get past it with no help. And one last thing; if you're going to use this for every question, I'd suggest reading ahead 2-4 questions to see what's coming.

1: Four
2: No, but a tin can
3: K.O.
4: Click "The Answer"
5: Move the mouse outside the screen
6: Shallots
7: An elephant
8: Click 'yes!' right below the letter 's' and 'e'
9: The top right 'that one;
10: The mouth
11: N
12: Click the 'i' in 'click'
13: F'taang
14: Torch
15: Spell 'horse'
16: H
17: Click the number 17 in the top left corner
18: Click the hammer
19: Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow. It spells 'boggy'
20: Seal!
21: The top left one
22: +1 Skip
23: Bran
24: Click the 'v' in 'lives'
25: Shoe polish
26: Arsefacey
27: Click 'go to 28'
28: Abundance
29: Egg mayonaisse
30: Move the mouse across the screen
31: Woof. Woof. Woof.
32: Babycham and human feces
33: 7
34: Move the mouse off the screen, because elephants don't like mice ;)
35: Wait patiently, then click the happy face button
36: A walk
37: No
38: Mary rose
39: Cylindrical adventures
40: Right click, and use it as a bridge
41: Click the afro
42: Click the 42nd number 42; last row, second one.
43: Tom Cruise
44: Click to the left of the arrow, top right corner.
45: The top right one
46: Omg you killed sonic you bastard (In 1337)
47: Click it.
48: Snaaaaake!
49: Splapp-me-do (bottom right)
50: 108= 4 8 15 16 23 42
O.K.
51: Click really fast =P
52: Middle right one
53: ...But pa might not
54: No, about 20 cm above the ground
55: A game console for wholemeal biscuits
56: Blue, red, blue, yellow
57: Erm... One?
58: Shepherd's pie
59: Click as fast as you can
60: No
61: Thumbs up
62: Click the lump of dirt/grass
63: Tastless white filth
64: Eggs > 28
65: Click "the largest"
66: click the "!" at the end of the world
67: A big hairy arse-on-1st
68: Stroke the cat
69: Lol, 69
70: Using it's anus
71: Click the green one
72: Click the invisible switch halfway below the number 72
73: The top right one
74: No one knows that
75: Be EXTREMELY PREPARED on this one!! Just under number 75 will be the word 'escape!' You only have 1 second!!!
76: Sugar, honey, honey
77: Question 77....
78: FOUR
79: I don't really care enough since there's a time limit, just skip it.
80: Flithy romanians
81: Click it a bunch of times, and move your mouse off the the top of the screen and back to the middle as fast as you can- it'll usually take a few tries

82: Clip the toenails!!!!! BUT YOU CANT CLIP THAT LAST ONE IF YOU GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT- It's literally fucking impossible!!! He forgot to make it clickable!!! On my 6th try on this one, I had a full 4 seconds left, clicking it non-stop, and nothing happened!! GAY!!!!!!!! Every time I make it here this keeps happening. I know it's not just me, because other people keep making this same complaint! Maybe it's because I'm starting to right from left, maybe it's because my flash is version 9.0, maybe it's because the author forgot to make that one and only toe-nail unclippable for choice people he's never heard of. Whatever the reason may be, I FUCKING HATE NUMBER 82 FOR TWO REASONS!!!
1: I can't beat it because the flash fails to work at this point for me and
2: I've heard other people getting past this -.-*

90something: For the paper one that you're supposed to cut in a time limit, it's the third hole on the left. That should help, the author said it a few pages back.

Despite a MAJOR flash error, making this a game with a bug that makes it impossible to beat for roughly half the people who play it, I'll still give it a 10 because it's obvious you put a lot of work into this, and at least I liked it before I got to 82...

Loved it!

Especially loved the ending. A lot of people said pride was the hardest, but for me it was figuring out how to do the lust one. The daily male competition was actually pretty easy after the first try. Also, what was the leaf, used condom, and stolen air freshener from the salon for?

Nice.

Put together very well, and it was enjoyable overall. I highly recommend playing this game, it's most definitely worthwhile. Only one complaint: just as someone said before me, on the level with the 4 guys wearing the masks,(I think it was the ethnical cleansing one?) you can hit them dead center with a shot to the head and it doesn't kill them. It took two dead center head shots on each guard to clear them out. Wierd. Maybe it's because of the masks, I don't know. Still, I've never heard of bullet-proof masks =) Oh yes, one final "complaint". If you're going to make a game this fantastically fun, then don't make it this short. It's torture making us wait for Tactical Assassin 2 you know.

To those of you who are having trouble with the game,(I can't see why you'd have trouble, but who knows, maybe you have a disorder or something =p) here are the codes to all the levels.

CHAPTER 1

1: NOKEY
2: CACHE
3: STEPS
4: TRAIN

CHAPTER 2

5: CLEAN
6: DOCKS
7: PANIC

Brilliant...

I would've enjoyed the actual version ever so slightly more, but still, this is a compelling piece of artistry in bloom, so from me, it gains a 10... out of 10...

good

I remember this from some movie with like 3-d ninjas in it and stuff... I forget what it's called, but it was cool. this song is too. 10/10